"Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly." – G. K. Chesterton

Election results

  • For the past couple years, the Republicans have been asking for it.  On Tuesday, the American people gave it to them good and hard.
  • Earlier this year, I predicted that Obama would win by between one and two percent.  At the moment, it looks like the popular vote will break that way, or at least pretty close to it.  I obviously have great psychic powers.
  • If the Republicans want to win future elections, here’s a few bits of advice.  First, make fewer flippant remarks about rape victims.  Second, propose actual economic policies rather than asserting that cutting taxes and raising military spending will balance the budget.  Third, pick a candidate who isn’t a Mormon.  Fourth, pick a candidate who doesn’t act as if his wealth and business experience make him better than everyone else, and who isn’t so condescending to the voters.

And with that, I bid you good night.

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